I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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