Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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