I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize