You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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