Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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