so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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