This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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