Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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