I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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