I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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