We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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