dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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