I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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