i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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