can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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