My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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