wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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