he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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