If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
