I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
where does the pee come out of this thing
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So vagazzling was a success
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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