well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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