Pregnant stripper...not hot.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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