went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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