We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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