I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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