i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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