Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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