Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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