I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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