a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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