He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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