yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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