Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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