this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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