his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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