What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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