I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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