You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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