Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe