So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...