Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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