ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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