no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Sorry about my life...
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