i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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