I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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