The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My dick has a subreddit
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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