Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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