please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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