Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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