I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex