new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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