I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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