Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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