you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Pants are for mortals
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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