you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Quick, to the slutcave!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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