Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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